McCoy’s crib has been vandalized…It appears that a small creature about the exact height of the top rail used the top and bottom four front incisors to chew on the crib rail. Forensics revealed traces of strained carrots and applesauce in the teeth marks. The theory is that the creature is using the crib rail to sharpen freshly grown teeth or as merely something to do while board and waiting to be picked up from a nap.
Any ideas on who the culprit may be or how to prevent this from happening in the future are requested by the owners of the crib who are sickened at the sight of their recently purchased furniture being ruined!!!